Interview with Flying Snake and Oyyo by Griph Honsten for Jingle-Jangle Magazine. March 25 8:40 pm 2017
Griph Honsten: Hey guys! Welcome to the studio.
Flying Snake: Glad to be here.
Oyyo: Thanks for the invite.
GH: Okay, let me just say you guys are, let’s just say, different. I’d like to start by saying, where do you
guys come from?
O: Well, I’m from an undesignated realm.
FS: I’m from out there.
GH: Ha! No really, what’s your background?
FS: Nothing really, some sort of mythological egg?
O: I get called an insect, alien, you name it. I just happened to be and here I be.
GH: You mean like a bee? With a stinger?
O: What? Sorry, I was answering a text.
FS: I just sort of came into the realization that I existed. I just mostly like being, doing, thinking.
O: … I like being, doing… what was I thinking?
FS: And then I like not being, not doing, and not thinking.
O: And I…
GH: Where and when did you guys meet?
O: We just saw each other one day. I was laying flat on the ground trying to do my best impression of
a chunk of sod. I saw him flying overhead, he was actually gliding like a soaring albatross. And
he was screaming some shit like a cheap ’60s horror movie dragon or something.
GH: Oh yeah, the famous SKREE SKRAW screech!
FS: Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I’m done with it.
GH: Was it a cry for attention?
FS: No, just had a feeling to do it and then I would.
GH: Well okay then! #donewithskreescraw
FS: (Flaps wings and screeches SKREE SCRAW, shattering the recording booth glass and setting off
the sprinkler system.)
GH: !
O: What? My ears are ringing.
FS: .
GH: Ha! Okay. Well then, good evening to you gentlemen. Thank you again, really enjoyed chatting with you.
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And this is Griph Honsten signing out. Have a better tomorrow! (cue theme music)
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(cut to exterior)
FS: Where’d we park that limo?
O: We ubered u ibiot.
FS: Youb!
(to be be continueb)